Im telling you to keep your hands out of this. Hes gotta waste one. You know what that makes you? Skip tells Crash that they're letting him go to bring up a catcher from Bluefield. But you dont respect the game, and thats my problem. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Crash: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. It can only hurt the ballclub. Crash, thinking: Youre thinking too much, Crash. Released by Capitol Records in 1988 (CDP 7 90586 2) containing music from Bull Durham (1988). The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness.. Any information you provide to us via this website may be placed by us on servers located in countries outside the EU if you do not agree to such placement, do not provide the information. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem. I dont want to think about quantum physics, and I dont wanna think about nothin. Larry: I remember that. And don't hold the ball so hard, OK? And, yeah, its so true. "I. Annie Savoy What goes around comes around. Lollygaggers! How come in former lifetimes, everybody is someone famous? In 1898, James B. Duke purchased the company and renamed it the American Tobacco Company. Everyone has their own problem. Cmon, rook. Baby ducks are cute. : Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Nuke: Im just Well, he really hit the shit out of that one, didnt he? Yeah? : Bull Durham (1988) - Filmsite Teach me something new, man. [Crash calls for a curve ball, Ebby shakes off the pitch twice]. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Its great. And, yeah, he has way too many junk wax baseball cards. Crash Davis Every movie in AP Sports' top 10 hit theaters between 1977 and 1992. I mean, it feels radical in kind of a tubular sort of way, but most of all, it feels out there. Whats our record, Larry?, Skip Riggins: Eight and sixteen. Strikeouts are boring! : : 10 Min Read. It's how you play the game. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. [to the batter] You got a gift. : How does that work? You don't know shit, all right? Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic. : : How Sporting News might've covered Crash Davis' record-breaking home run, To Crash Davis, former home run king: Sporting News is sorry. 1. Hopeless. Theyre your friends. Ballparks are like cathedrals. Hes back in Durham, on Annies porch. Bull Durham was an instant success. : You're smart, professional. The setup: Nuke comes to the pool hall to tell Crash great news hes been called up to the majors! Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in Baseball. Crash Davis [exasperated] : Bull Durham, in so many ways, reminds us of lifes fickleness, so dont ever take anything for granted! And yeah, he has a right to think about quitting. You lollygag your way down to first. Howd we ever win eight?, Skip Riggins: Its a miracle. Far and away. : Crash Crash: You what? You lollygag in and out of the dugout. I ain't pissing nothing away. Announce my presence with authority. A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. Crash, thinking: Alright, youve seen all his pitches. I cant keep giving you these free lessons. Or an Aztec, I get them confused.Why its the best: I mean, it worked. Crash: I fing quit. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash hit his record dinger the 247th of his minor-league career in Asheville and retired. When you get in a fight with a drunk, you dont hit him with your pitching hand. Crash Davis, 26. You still dont know what Im talking about, do you?Why its the best: Always loved the breakdown of the baseball stats. The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) The setup: Annies narration is giving us a quick update on Nuke near the end of the movie. 25 hits in 500 at-bats is fifty points, okay? The design became the most famous trademark in the world. Crash: Yep. Think classy and youll be classy. He came up and announced his promotion to the big leagues, but Crash reacted very little to the news: "Congratulations. Annie: I think it would be great. I believe in the sweet spot,opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve.. She says she wants him, but Crash isnt interested in the moment, leading to this great line from Annie: OK, well. Dont try to strike everybody out. On Location in Bull City: A 'Bull Durham' Walking Tour. the web and also on Android and iOS. The Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry.. It's 25 hits. These are the ground rules. Havent you ever noticed how Fernando Valenzuela, he just doesnt even look when he pitches? I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. Bull Durham (1988) clip with quote Go get 'em, boys! Hit 'Em Where They Ain't - ZAG: The Number-One Strategy of High (And, I swear that I didnt intentionally put the story of the 21 days in the majors at No. The setup: Another team bus incident. But you dont respect the game, and thats my problem. Charlie, here comes the deuce. C'mon Meat, throw me that weak-ass shit! He also dabbles in college hoops and other sports. : Bull Durham isn't just about a pair of hard-headed ballplayers. Big club's got a hundred grand in him. Soundtrack Saturday Rewind: "Bull Durham" - Popdose If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press will think youre colorful. Crash Davis You throw the ball, you catch the ball, and you hit the ball. : That's good; when you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : I ain't pissing nothing away. 'Cause of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh. : Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. It's available on Show us that million-dollar arm, because I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours. You lollygag your way down to first. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh You've been around. Throw that weak-ass shit again. Goodnight. Got to play it's pretty boring. [Gets in Crash's face] Crash Davis You lollygag your way down to first. Well, fuck this fucking game.. It didnt make it, either, because its seeing the bull fall to the ground thats the funny part, not necessarily the dialogue. Batting practice at 11:30. I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. I want to be exotic and mysterious. Crash: You dont respect yourself, which is your problem. Write it down. Crash: Shut up. (laughs) What they give me lasts 142 games." In real life: The Durham Bulls played 140 games in 1987, finishing with a 65-75 record. Larry : Another new league record! Okay, let's get two! Why do you get to choose? I just LOVED that they included him in this movie and even gave him a couple of lines. And this is my list, so this makes the Top 10. Youve got a Hall of Fame arm, but youre pissing it away., Nuke LaLoosh: I aint pissing it away. : Then we hit them hard. : The rose goes in the front, big guy. Crash Davis, 6. : I don't hit no man first. I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. Okay, let's get two! Technical Specs, [Larry jogs out to the mound to break up a players' conference], [after Ebby didn't listen to Crash, and the ball became a home run], [Crash looks and sees Ebby's father who waves]. This guys got some serious shit., 18. : In retrospect, "Bull Durham" (released by Orion Pictures) was part of a golden age of sports movies. We want you to mature the kid. The setup: Annie and LaLoosh are disrobing, but the brash youngster keeps his socks on. Annie: Right. : hit em where they ain't bull durham. Announce your fucking presence with authority? : Annie Savoy: Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous.. It's arrogance not 'ignorance.'. : Annie, voiceover: Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in baseball. But, Joe. Show us that million-dollar arm, because I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours., 23. Something full of magic, religion, bullshit. The setup: The Bulls are playing crummy baseball. : : Please note that Kidadl is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon. You ain't getting that cheese by me, meat. "I keep my eyes clear and I hit 'em where they ain't." Source: Baseball's Greatest Quotations (Paul Dickson, 1991) "Learn what pitch you can hit good; then wait for that pitch." Source: National Baseball Hall of Fame (website) "He ( Willie Keeler) may have been small in size but he was huge with the bat." - Ted Williams. But theyve been winning a long time, and Annies getting lonely. Keeler compiled 13 straight seasons in which he batted over . Larry: Another new league record. It was great. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. Youll surely disagree with some of these rankings, and thats OK. But this week, Ive rewatched "Bull Durham" a couple of timesto rank this brilliant movies best quotes/scenes, and now Im just as convinced this ones my favorite. Bring me the gas. : CRASH Throw it. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Annie, voiceover: For one extraordinary June and July, the Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry.Why its the best: Because baseball, played at its highest level, should be played with joy and verve and poetry. [still laughing] Youre Sears and Roebuck material. Quick bat, quick bat. I'm nervous - my old man's here. 2 thumbs up from Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert for the baseball comedy Bull Durham starring Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon. Hes looking for heat. Crash Davis The setup: Crash has reported to the Durham Bulls, but hes not sure why hes there. Crash Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Its a simple game! Write it down! Your hayseed. 37 Bull Durham Quotes From The Classic Sport Romance Movie Come on, Annie, think of something clever to say, huh? The setup: After an awful start to the season, Crashs influence and a man-made rain delay to give the team a much-needed break turns the squad around, and theyre playing great baseball. Throw that shit again, Meat. Ump: You missed him! Hold it like an egg. Crash Davis, 25. Thats not bad. (Crash walks out the door.) Your shower shoes have fungus on them. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. When you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand., 14. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in baseball. Someone else carries your bags. Crash: Dont hold the ball so hard, OK? Think about that for a while. What do you believe in, then? You lollygag in and out of the dugout. Crash worked so hard for hours and days to be a player in the major leagues; for 21 days, he was, and these were the happiest days of his life. The setup: Annie storms into Crashs apartment, furious about his interference with her relationship with Nuke. But couldnt leave out the scene, yknow? Crash: I told him a player on a streak has to respect the streak. Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. Crash Davis: Last chance. : All's I want is a date. Strikeouts are boring! Nuke: Good Lord willing Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Youve got it. You know, calm her down. An argument ensues and Crash gets thrown out of the game. Brilliant, even. Never f with a winning streak.Why its the best: Because EVERYONE knows you never, um, mess with a winning streak. A Major League love story in a Minor League town. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. The lead actor of the 'Bull Durham' movie is Kevin Costner who played the role of Crash Davis, a veteran catcher. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means youre a slob. Crash Davis, 21. Relax. Crash: I was in the show for 21 days once. On Location in Bull City: A 'Bull Durham' Walking Tour We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. Today, the current bull reads "Hit Bull, Win Steak. This does not influence our choices. Starting to think how embarrassing it would be to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh. Why does he want me to throw the heat again, I just threw it. [after Ebby didn't listen to Crash, and the ball became a home run] : What the fuck is that? Its great. Company Credits : Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco - Wikipedia Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Bull Durham (1988) - Bunch of Lollygaggers Scene (5/12) | Movieclips Twenty-five hits in 500 at-bats is 50 points, OK? Annie: No, honey, I said Nuke. Crash Davis (Foul ball) I'm the player to be named later. Yeah, I remember. : Throw it. 'Bull Durham' is a romantic comedy movie from 1988 which tells the story of the minor-league baseball team in Durham, North Carolina. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. Huh? Its more democratic. Crash Davis, 16. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : Crash Davis Relax, all right? Skip: Even if it is the Carolina League, this is a chance to play every day! because I'm gonna hit them Duke boys where they Iive. The setup: Nukes first game is in the books, and manager Joe Skip Riggins and coach Larry Hockett talk about it after the contest ends. He came back to Durham to be with Annie, and they're sitting together on her porch swing, on a. : One more, baby. Howd we ever win eight? You can keep going to the ballpark, and keep getting paid to do it. Crash Davis Nuke: Shes getting pretty steamed, actually, because Im still re-channeling my sexual energy. You're a cocksucker. 21. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh So many classic lines in one short scene. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Think classy, you'll be classy. William " Wee Willie" Keeler was a right fielder in Major League Baseball who played from 1892 to 1910. : Go get 'em. Crash Davis : You can only hurt the ball club., 32. The bull from the movie was demoted to being on display in 1995 when the team moved to the new ballpark, while a new bull replaced the prop on the field. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Nuke: You are. So I kept it at 37. Strikeouts are boring. Larry says, Whos this? And Crash says, Im the player to be named later. And then shows the mental baseball knowledge that makes him the perfect guy to mentor LaLoosh. : When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. The setup: Theres a play at the plate. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means youre a slob.Why its the best: As a member of the press, I can confidently tell you we would think hes a slob, not colorful, if he won 20 in the bigs with fungus-covered shower shoes. When you get in a fight with a drunk, you don't hit 'em with your pitching hand., 26. Crash Davis At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. I give you a gift and youre stand here showing up my pitcher? And that classic scene where Crash tells Nuke to throw the ball at the bull mascot? YARN | Hit 'em where they ain't! | Bull Durham (1988) | Video clips by You want a stable pony. So Skip throws a bunch of baseball bats into the shower and screams at everyone to get in there. Annie (Sarandon) and Crash Davis work together to help Ebby Calvin Laloosh reach his true potential. Hit them where they ain't. You know you never handle your luggage in the show? Annie Savoy Youve got it, honey. Crash Davis Its time to tell it like it is, sports fans. Hi, Im Karen, a content curator and writer for Quote Ambition; Im also a marketing and advertising professional. Did you hit me with your right hand or did you hit me with your LEFT? It's all about sex and sport. 3. We need a live is it a live rooster? If he's so great how come he's been in the minors for ten years? Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. : 29. Dad was echoing the words of Wee Willie Keeler, the smallest man in the history of baseball. Ump: I did not spit on you! You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony. Crash Davis Youll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Because it sure aint baseball.Why its the best: Teddys fed up, dammit. Crash Davis Crash: Im just happy to be here. When you were a baby, the gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Does that mean what I think it means, "limping jets of love"? We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Another player: Theyre really, hot, huh?Why its the best: Crash tells these guys about the dream, and that horny bastards only response is the girls are hot, huh? Sheesh. How come you don't like me? Crash trots out to the mound, smiling.) It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. 35. And the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in and day out, is the church of baseball.Why its the best: This lines my favorite from Annie's opening voiceover. [Crash waves back] You got it?, 31. You hit the ball. You catch the ball. Its intense, with colorful language were going to censor even a bit more than usual, because, well, its intense. Besides, uh, I dont believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart., Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?, Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a womans back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Im figuring Im just gonna cave in and sleep with her. Bull Durham was an instant success. In the show, everybody can hit a fastball! moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Larry: Eight and 16. Crash: I never told him to stay out of your bed. Joe Reardon Annie Savoy: Wait a minute. I got him! In addition, he hit the sportswriters, the public-address announcer, the bull mascottwicealso new league records. Who's this? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Write it down. You should know that by now. I was in the show for 21 days once. You hit white balls for batting practice. Crash Davis You missed the tag! Siskel & Ebert - Bull Durham - YouTube Crash: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. He's just your father, man - he's as full of shit as anybody. They're your friends. Annie: What do you believe in, then? You get three ants together Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: No. Crash, to the pitcher: Throw that s again, meat. Crash calls for a curveball, multiple times, and Nuke shakes him off each time. Crash Davis (Swings and misses for strike three)Why its the best: Just great insight into whats going on in a batters head. I quit, all right? Sears sucks, Crash. Clubhouse reporter : Umpire: Time out! Shorten up, Crash. The American game. Nasty. Crash Davis Repair these losses, and be a blessing to . Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco, also known as "Genuine Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco," was a brand of loose-leaf tobacco manufactured by W.T. Im the guy driving the Porsche.Why its the best: I like to think the South Park guys channeled Nuke here a bit with their Cartman character and his obsession with showing his authority. You said Crash. Crash Davis: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. Crash Davis Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here? Good. Annie: I can do that, too.Why its the best: Those two crazy kids were meant to be together. The setup: Annie has Nuke wearing her garter on days when he pitches, to keep the other half of his brain occupied. Annie: I looked up your records. Ebert called Bull Durham one of t. What you need is a curveball! Easily Bravo. Skip: Eight and 16. C'mon, right in the chest. The female lead is played by Susan Sarandon, the character is named Annie Savoy, who is going around with Nuke but is attracted to Crash Davis. To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. Nuke: Yeah, maybe youre right.Why its the best: Even when shes in the wrong, Annie knows what to say. I know. Nuke: Yeah, you said Crash. Crash Davis Crash: Alright, meat. Kidadl is supported by you, the reader. Bull Durham (1988) - Tim Robbins as Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh - IMDb Let's have some fun out here! Annie: Fine. Hell of a guy. Yup. And the boy soon to be known as Nuke, pretending to be interested in Annies interests, just cracks me up. : Directed and written by Ron Shelton. Your place or mine? Crash Davis Its our game. I dare you to throw the hammer. We need a live is it a live rooster? Nuke: How come you dont like me? Pre-nickname Nuke is throwing the ball all over the place he finished the game with 18 strikeouts and 18 walks, both new league records and the girls have a talk. Well, I believe in the soulhe hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. | You shouldnt listen to what a woman says when shes in the throes of passion. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us. You could look it up. Annie Savoy, 4. YOU been in the majors? Crash Davis Even Nuke and his five-cent head understood that. : You said Crash. You hayseed. Joe Reardon Its a miracle! IT'S THE ONE BASEBALL MOVIE KURT RUSSELL REGRETS NOT GETTING. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash: You spit on me! Share the best GIFs now >>> Nuke: God, I think youre real cute. : Instead of punching, Crash challenges the rookie to throw a baseball at him. She walks up in the rain. Besides that, theyre fascist.